So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
