When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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