He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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