Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
And then the night went full on bisexual.
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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