He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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