a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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