If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I come into the house and he's fucking doing karaoke by himself... Lady gaga
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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