Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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