he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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