Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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