The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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