the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
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