They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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