the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
thank god he doesn't hang out with everyone else i've had sex with
well, yeah, he can't fit the whole neighborhood in his apartment
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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