Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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