We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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