Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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