On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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