I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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