I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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