We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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