Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
I'm riding shot gun after Shawn took a dump in a happy meal box because we were making record time.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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