and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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