Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Well I just put wine in my tea
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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