I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Randomize
