lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
I think drunk me saved him in my phone as "beautiful man" to play a joke on sober me
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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