Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
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