i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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