Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I wish we could go back in time and find our best farts ever
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
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