Swine flu. Run for my life!
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
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