yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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