You're so nebulous sometimes
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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