I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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