naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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