so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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