i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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