i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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