are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
