I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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