ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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