This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
it's kinda bad that we're already planning travel arrangements to his funeral
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I'm at a Tim Horton's and two girls just came in handcuffed to eachother
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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