turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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