do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Randomize
