Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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