I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Randomize
