Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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