So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
