Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
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