yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I'm eating chocolate cake while this guy snaps me from the gym. Like I cant believe i actually considered getting rid of this cake. Have fun sweating ima eat this cake 👌
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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