You were right. It hurts to walk today.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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