I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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